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Loop hero arsenal9/18/2023 ![]() Ash Legion Soldier: You better stay sharp, mouse. Ash Legion Soldier: If I took offense, you wouldn't be standing right now. Vigil Crusader: No offense intended, my friend. ![]() This place can be rough on mice like you. Ash Legion Soldier: Then you better soldier on through. I'm dying to see it in action! At the Vigil Chapterhouse Ash Legion Soldier: What are you supposed to be? Vigil Crusader: I'm a soldier. Citizen: I heard some engineer invented a device he calls a "cattlepult". Soldier: My only fear is that I'll end up a gladium. Soldier: The only way I ever remember anything important is if it comes with a good scar. Citizen: We shall just conquer Orr already. Cub: Never turn your back on a devourer, or you'll get a tail full of poison. Give me a trusted blade and shield any day. I'm loathe to climb inside that metal monstrosity. Ash Legion Soldier: I like sylvari, but every time I see one, I'm tempted to use them to sharpen my claws. Right then and there, I knew I wanted to be Iron. Old Soldier: I'll never forget first time one of those war wagons rolled into camp. Grunt (1): And we’ll both be fighting in the arena before nightfall. Grunt (2): Unacceptable! Tell you what: you hold him, and I’ll punch him in the face. ![]() Grunt (1): I think our boss doesn’t know what he’s doing. Plebeian: How did you ever manage to build such a thriving metropolis out of such war-blasted ruins? Iron Legion Soldier: We're charr, Iron Legion. Then, prime the vent and fire the weapon! Ordnance Officer Ironbarb: Seems simple, but failure to follow these steps will result in death and mutilation- yours. ![]() Ordnance Officer Ironbarb: Lastly, check there's nothing forward of the muzzle, and call out to your crew before igniting the charge. Make sure the load is fully seated, or you will burst the barrel. Ordnance Officer Ironbarb: Now, you're ready to pack in the projectile. If more, you'll have a very, very bad day. If less, you'll fall short of your target. Remember, three scoops! No more, no less. Ordnance Officer Ironbarb: Next, load the powder. Make sure both are clear and free of powder remnants. Ordnance Officer Ironbarb: First, you clean the vent and the bore. I'm going to enlighten you to the process for loading and firing this weapon. Ordnance Officer Ironbarb: Moving on! Snouts up. If tempted, ask Krold Twostumps why we added the rule. Ordnance Officer Ironbarb: Third rule! No whiskey within twenty paces of the loading breech or barrel. Ordnance Officer Ironbarb: Second rule! Do not fill charges with more than three scoops of powder from the keg. Ordnance Officer Ironbarb: First rule! Do not cross in front of the muzzle at any time during the cleaning, the loading, or the firing procedure. ![]() Ordnance Officer Ironbarb: Now, before I talk about how to employ these beauties, let's go over the rules. Ordnance Officer Ironbarb: You're the vanguards for your units, and you'll be required to pass along everything you learn today. Ordnance Officer Ironbarb: The Iron Legion worked tirelessly for weeks to get these devastating weapons into your hands. You're looking at the most sophisticated defense system ever designed. No losses! Iron Legion Soldier (2): Yeah! Woo woo woo! Iron Legion Soldier (3): Oo-rah! Iron Legion Soldier (1): I have to spread the word! Ordnance Officer Ironbarb: Pay attention scrubs. Iron Legion Soldier (1): Have you heard? The Slice warband is back. Have you ever met a charr who didn't keep his weapon pristine? Iron Legion Soldier (2): And yet, we have to take the rifles apart and clean them again anyway. Iron Legion Soldier (2): Why's that? Iron Legion Soldier (1): They don't need it. It's cleaning the rifles that gets to me. Iron Legion Soldier (1): I don't mind the blades so much. Iron Legion Soldier (2): We must have a lot of blades to sharpen. Services Buel Uram Ambient dialogue Iron Legion Soldier (1): I'm on duty at the armory later. Locations Points of Interest Vigil Chapterhouse - NPCs Allies Charr ![]()
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